Don't Tempt Me
thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

alilshifty:

I need a part 2 to this

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

microwavering:

if someone makes fun of you for calling yourself cute or having self confidence just print your selfie out, stick it inside a get well soon card and give it to them

Conversation with my very religious mother
Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
Mom:
Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
Mom: show me where it says that
Me: levictus 19:19
"'Keep my decrees.
“‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
“‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
“‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
Mom:
Mom:
Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality

dannicaboodle:

NO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS ANIME IS LIKE A CONSTANT STRING OF THE BEST JOKES I’VE EVER HEARD

The city looks so peaceful from up here.
Anything is peaceful from one thousand three hundred and fifty three feet.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

toocooltobehipster:

when you hug your straight friend but he forgets to say no homo

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salamalaikum:

"You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation."

Afghan school Girls by Ellen Jaskol